The Fun Begins

10knotes:

moosesmeeses:

Someone tied a balloon to a dead pigeon. 

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Marvel one-liners (x)

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amilsted3:

And that’s why you gotta love Adam Levine. 

I love the BS part.

amilsted3:

I’m trying this.

best-of-funny:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

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sleepthroughthealarm:

i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower

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ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

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